“in reality, once you’re a female parent (or “farent”) your eyelids are genetically programmed to slowly fuse back into your head, leaving your eyeballs permanently, vividly exposed to everything that scurries and/or lumbers through your line of sight.”
This site is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. Hilarious! I may have to actually buy this book just for laugh therapy.
4 comments
Danielle
tee hee hee! That trailer is awesome! I’m definitely checking out the book. :D
Debbie
“in reality, once you’re a female parent (or “farent”) your eyelids are genetically programmed to slowly fuse back into your head, leaving your eyeballs permanently, vividly exposed to everything that scurries and/or lumbers through your line of sight.”
This site is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. Hilarious! I may have to actually buy this book just for laugh therapy.
Esther
‘. . . and finally turn you into a worthwhile human being’!! Wow! That’s about the most offensive thing to non-parents I’ve seen in a while.
Making it Lovely
Don’t take offense! It’s all very tongue-in-cheek.
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