Color it! IDGAF Garden Style

I’m spending entire days in the garden lately and I look ridiculous out there. I’m not all that worried about it, but I’m filthy by the end of the day, so I’m not wearing my cute clothes but rather an odd assortment of my workout clothes. There’s my running wardrobe: sports bras, sweat-wicking shirts in bright colors, and compression pants with secret little zipped pockets for your keys. Then there’s my old roller derby gear: tank tops, booty shorts, fishnets, and knee high socks. I’m pulling a little from both, skipping the fishnets and adding a work apron and garden clogs, plus a terribly unflattering but practical pair of sweatshorts. Maybe a hat to top it all off on a sunny day? And for the first time since I was five, I wish I had some overalls to wear.

So anyway, I made something for you. For all of us.

Break out those markers or colored pencils! Like so.

(I cleaned up the type and moved things around when I scanned it, before I colored everything in.)

I’ll be outside in the garden if you need me, looking awesome. ;)